ploughlike_elk | Conspiracy theory

Here is some, well, conspiracy theory for you. It is way bigger than covid, actually. Treat it just like that, treat it as fiction, or give it some thinking; it is up to you. You are an adult and have your own working brain after all, don't you?

WARNING: LONG READ FOLLOWS

First of all, this is based on the assumption that climate change caused by global warming is indeed real. I know this is still arguable; I know science is not about "consensus." Let's just assume it is real for now, simply because otherwise, this following "conspiracy theory" doesn't make sense. Why would I think that global warming is real? Well, it looks like we finally have a Real Great Hot Summer here in GP, yeah! I feel sorry for you if you hate heat - I LOVE it, you feel free to hate me for that. So who knows, maybe that "warming" thing lefties talk about so persistently is real, eh? And from now on, we are going to have all the great summers and maybe even some of the "this-is-actually-too-hot" summers.

Now think about this: what countries would be the most negatively affected by the warming of the planet? Obviously, the ones that are already warm or hot. Climate gets warmer, and what was just hot but still liveable until now gets too hot to live there anymore. Among these not-so-lucky countries are both the USA and China. So, you might say that these countries should be the most concerned, going all green, stop burning fossil fuels altogether, essentially stop working and enjoy their nice weather instead. After all, how much do you really need in warm paradise: a little bit to eat and shelter from occasional rain, that's all. It is northern survival that gets way more expensive: you even need to eat more food just to keep your body warm, insulate it with some layers of fat, not even mention the warm clothes, heavily insulated shelter, fuel for heating, trickier transportation... It is harder to grow food here, and the growing season is much shorter. By all means, here, we are only going to benefit from warmer Earth!

As you know, the reality is exactly the opposite. We here are being convinced, coerced, taxed, and just forced into not burning that cheap fuel we have an abundance of. At the same time, the southern nation of China is now burning more fossil fuels than anyone else. Their logic is that they are "allowed" to do so because we, white supremacists, have burnt all of our allowance in the previous centuries. Yeah, in all that time when we developed all those nice bells and whistles of human civilization that everyone else is using now: machinery, transportation, communication, medicines... But hey, we are supposed to feel guilty now that along the way of developing all that shit now made available for everyone, we burned some wast amounts of fossil fuels. Now we should shut up and let others burn some, develop their industries while killing our own, and generally beg for forgiveness from all those who suffered from us, yeah...

Now, the next aspect. Why is the Canadian government, led by Trudeau and liberals, practically driving this country into the ground? What is the point? What is the end goal here?

See, China is going to turn into uninhabitable land, and they need to move their whole nation further north. They sure have wast and mostly empty Russia to the north of them - but Russians are a pretty tough bunch and not really polite or cooperative. And on top of that, they also have nuclear power and a huge army. As a matter of fact, the biggest on Earth nuclear power. Would they be happy to share some of their land with the Chinese? Mmm... this is a very uncertain matter. Russians are super proud of their territory even if they are incapable of making good use of it. Their fathers, and grandfathers, and those grandfathers have been dying in millions to conquer all that land. Hey, they even have been at war with China already back in the Soviet time and successfully killed thousands upon thousands of invading Chinese. That war remained mostly unknown to the Western general public (and was successfully kept in secret from the Soviet public too!), but it did happen. So Chinese know, Russians will fight back, and it will hurt even if there are ten times fewer Russians than there are Chinese.

But there is another wast empty northern land on this planet: Canada. Four times less the population than Russia, tiny army, no nuclear power, and most importantly - small, docile, and "polite" population. Do you see what the plan is now?

The plan is to disarm, demoralize, divide and dilute those Old Stock Canadians who are still "free and strong". After all, they are just one or two generations away from the pioneers and homesteaders who have built Canada out of nothing. Oh, please, leave that toxic First Nations dispute aside for the purpose of this conversation. Believe me, guys, you are in as much trouble as the "white supremacists." Just look how the Chinese threaten Uighurs: get ready for a similar fate if they come here...

The point is: Canadians are nothing but a nuisance on this land for those who want to come and get it.

Therefore Canadian nation should be destroyed, eliminated. And forgotten. Notice how Trudeau thinks of Canada: this is a "post-national state" for him. Meaning: it should be populated with whoever, no matter how disintegrated, divided, and hostile to each other they are. No matter what their values are and what religion they follow - as long as it is not a Christian religion, of course. Christianity is bad because it what made Canadians - Canadians. No matter if their origins are French or English, they are both still Christian, so they have many things in common despite all the differences. This is what kept them together all those centuries - well, with more or less success. But now, diluted with all sorts of other cultures and religions and stripped of their Christianity, having the Christianity reduced to the level of silly fairytales for the "uneducated", the more they hate and kill each other - the better it is for those whose plan is to cleanse this land and prepare it for other people to come.

Canadians, you are being eliminated; face it already, for your own sake! All the propaganda of homosexuality, transgenderism, and general confusion of your kids of whether they are boys or girls is not to make them happy with their "true sexual identity" - it is to make sure they will not reproduce. You don't even need to invent some evil vaccine for that: just brainwash and confuse your kids, destroy the whole idea of healthy sex, a strong and happy family, lifelong marriage - and voila, they stop making new true Canadians! Instead they make half-orphans raised by single parents or same-sex "parents" at best, or don't reproduce at all.

Now, add yet another perspective to this. Americans. They are still a superpower. Of sort. Because to the great part, they have already lost their huge and very strong industry. It got infected with the same "green" ideas, saddled with all sorts of regulations and limitations, and lured away from the States by the offer of a cheap workforce at the disposal of the Communist Party of China. Without the industry, you are only a superpower on paper now. You just don't know about it. You will know when you all of a sudden get a need to build thousands and millions of tanks, planes, missiles, drones, firearms, shells, and rounds - and discover that you don't have factories, machinery, and skilled workers for making all that. Amazon, Apple, Facebook, Netflix, and Google can make a hell of a videogame about that coming war, but in the real world, you will have nothing to wage war with.

And now is the worst part for you, the US of A. It will no longer be friendly and mentally close Canada to the north to you (pretty much the same folks, only those who have some silly affection for their Queen pretending she cares about them). It will be China now. See, the Chinese won't even need to invade Canada with weapons. They can just BUY the whole Canada that is driving itself into massive debt. All Chinese have to do is to offer to pay off that debt in exchange of... well, anything they deem needed here. Land, territory, resources, right of passage, military bases placement, whatever! You wouldn't start war with China at that point: after all, they just honestly bought Canada for themselves.

By the way, the whole idea of us screwing our oil and gas industry is because they want to conserve all those resources for the Chinese.

The Americans then will be squeezed between scorching heat (and waves of refugees!) from the South and now hostile China from the north. All while having lost their industry and unable to win that Last World War against the new industrial and military superpower. The end game, checkmate, RIP USA!

What would the smart nation, smart civilization do facing their planet's climate change? They would put all the effort into developing a better, stronger, and most efficient industry. Because facing that challenge, they will need to do a hell of a lot of new construction and building of all sorts of stuff. They will have to move the entire cities, countries even, to the new lands. They might even come up with some atmospheric processing, climate control, and planet engineering solutions with all that industrial power. And they will need a hell of a lot of energy to do all that. Trust me, that civilization will be OK in the end. Much better off actually at the end, with all that power and knowledge accumulated in the process of this Great Construction.

What do we do? We kill our industry, we stop producing energy, we literally choose to play dead pretending this will "save the planet". What does it make us? It makes us a Stupid Civilization of Gullible and Weak White Idiots. If that's the path we choose to follow - we deserve to go extinct. This planet will be saved, don't you worry, we are not that big for that planet to damage it permanently and irreversibly. And it will carry on with a different, smarter, and braver kind of people. Not us.

You see how everything clicks in place now: the "green agenda", killing oil and gas industry and industry as a whole, mass immigration, persecuting and diminishing Christianity, accumulating huge debt, "pride month", teaching kids about "genders" and changing them like gloves, Trudeau Chinese connections and his "admiration" towards their dictatorship...

But hey, this is just a silly fantasy of uneducated redneck-wannabe post-Soviet immigrant full of hatred, racism, and offensive speech. Don't be scared; the Canadian government is at its business-as-usual, taking care of all good law-abiding, rule-following Canadians. Have a good night, keep sleeping!